i literally am the metalocalypse fandom’s answer to beth lalondes
- i scared a kid out of a very small fandom
if you want an idea of how pathetic i actually am, i’ll just let you all know that the last individual i had any sort of altercation with has honestly no clue how to get in anybody’s head*, and yet i still let them.
*and i’m not saying this because of any condition they have, i am saying this because it is singularly true of THEM as an individual
i am so sick of shitbabies on this website that literally expect the world to coddle them and can’t trust anyone who has disagreed with them ever
like, i understand having days when you want to avoid certain things, i get that, too, but it becomes a problem when that’s EVERY DAY
there needs to be a word for when you wanna jack off because it helps you sleep but you can’t even think of anything to jack off about and your thoughts just completely bore you sexually but you hate porn
AAAAAH FUCK I JUST GOT DONE TALKING TO THE PERSON I LIKE AND I HAVE THAT EXCITED FEELING AND THIS IS FUCKING GREAT WOW SHE
it’s probably mega-obvious who i like by now
i literally can’t think of anything worse than wronging somebody in a way you can’t even apologize for.
my “ableist” opinion in this case doesn’t even disrespect anyone’s right to exist
it literally just means not everyone can get in my pants?!?!